Wednesday, April 6, 2011

my crazy life

if it wasnt so pathetic, it would be funny. its still kind of funny. i guess.
remember mr nice guy? the one whose mother has his testicles in a mason jar in her pantry? that guy. ANYWAY, in true smc fashion, he came back. well "back" is a relative term here. his balls have NOT been released to him yet, but someone(a woman)came up to me at a fireside and said "hi, arent you singlemormonchick?" when i answered in the affirmative she went on to say "i think we have a "friend" in common". i knew who she was talking about, but i played dumb. my head was kind of reeling because i didnt know her at all. how did she know me? i tried to focus as she told me that she "dated" mr nice guy after i broke up with him. still didnt explain how she knew me. i mean mr nice guy lived 4 hours away in a stupid, small, backward town. its not like we ran in the same circles at all. we are chatting back and forth, comparing some notes, sharing a few giggles when i finally ask her- "how did you recognize me and know who i was?" she proceeds to tell me how mr nice guy liked to show my picture around. am i weird for thinking this is odd?

5 comments:

  1. Super funny :).....so, what I want to know, is why did they break up?? Same issue??

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  2. pretty much, but worse, since they lived in the same town. what a train wreck.

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  3. You are right to feel weirded out. Creepy. Hopefully he has swapped out your picture for this other woman's so that she can "be the one that got away. Sniff, sniff." Gross.

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  4. i am soooooo glad it just isnt me. i was feeling kind of judge-y. she was nice enough, but COME ON!

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