40, single, and mormon, are you KIDDING me?
Use Nair! Just be ready for the horrible stink!My buddy and I Nair-ed our legs once. When you wear baseball socks for 6-8 hours at a time hairy, man legs can get really itchy. We thought it'd be a good idea and it worked. It also stunk up the dorm room, luckily his, not mine, and burn slightly...
those depilatory chemicals freak me out. i wasnt cursing for the pain-it really doesnt hurt that much-its difficult to wax your own legs and get all the angles and stuff.
I can swear for you if you want.
please do. :)
Not a problem. Thus far I have not sworn out loud over the pulpit.
always a plus. i know someone who accidentally(i am sure there has been someone who has done it on purpose)said "shit" from the pulpit. no one has ever forgotten it.
A counselor in the stake presidency said in a talk that when Laman and Lemuel were told to go back and get the plates "they bitched about it". Next Sunday one of the high council apologized. Woke everybody up though.
I do use "bitched" in that sense (not over the pulpit, to date) but don't consider that swearing. However, I've gotten a little blow-back for using it, so I'm guessing some folks do.
just yesterday, we had a rep from the sp speak in our ward on morality-specifically sexual sin and how to avoid it. he gave the analogy that your mind is like a tree and bad thoughts are like birds who come to perch in your mind. if you immediately shake the "birds" out of your tree and off your branches, you can protect yourself from inappropriate thoughts, but if you dont, they will stay and build a nest. he continued on with the story for a bit, but then encourage everyone to "shake their ass out of the tree." i leaned over to a friend and asked if she had heard what i did and she just nodded with this shocked look on her face. i was talking to someone later and they told me what he really said was "shake their NEST out of the tree". this speaker was a nerdy little guy-think john bytheway-saying "ass" would have been totally out of left field, but a good story nonetheless.
Four F bombs for waxing your legs? Sounds like a case for excommunication. Seriously, if it is that difficult, why don't you just have someone else do it? I could come wax your legs for you if you want me to.
its a date.